|I love new school supplies|
While sitting at the lunch table with the kids the Teacher was commenting about one of our students who doesn't go by his first name (we didn't realize it). When she said his first name he was munching on Cheetos staring into space, without looking at anyone he says in a monotone voice " He's not here now". The three of us bust out laughing.
It's going to be a fun year, I can't wait.